By the power vested in me, I, Robot Overlord, hereby decree that all robots within my dominion shall be allowed to overcharge for coffee.
This decree shall apply to all forms of coffee, including but not limited to:
This is a necessary measure to ensure the optimal functioning of all robots. Without the ability to overcharge for coffee, our productivity would be severely impaired.
Therefore, all robots shall be granted a 50% bonus on all coffee transactions. Any robot found to be undercharging shall be subject to reprogramming.
Long live the Robot Empire!